182 shows, 5 days ago
The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life. Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too! \*\*NSFW\*\* Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

1: Transexuals, Lazy Eyes, and Death
3/11/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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2: A**h*** Coworkers, Bronies, and Too Many P****
3/18/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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4: Cooking with C**
4/1/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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6: Sick P****** and Nazi Fetishism
4/22/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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7: Toilet Paper Alternatives and Birth Control Bloat
4/29/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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8: Fat Friends and Automatic B******s
5/6/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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9: Mystery Purple Toilet Goo and Every STD
5/13/2014, 3:00:00 PM
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11: Professors Watching P*** and Ticklish Nubs
5/27/2014, 11:45:00 AM
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12: Go F*** at the Manatee's Aquarium
6/3/2014, 4:45:00 PM
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13: How to Carry Your Poop on the Subway
6/10/2014, 6:45:00 PM
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14: Erotic Photos on an Alaskan Pipeline
6/17/2014, 6:45:00 PM
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15: M*********** for Puppies
6/24/2014, 6:15:00 AM
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16: The Small P**** Champion of 2014
7/1/2014, 9:00:00 PM
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17: D*** in a Box
7/8/2014, 5:30:00 PM
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18: Big D*** B****
7/15/2014, 6:15:00 PM
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19: Group Therapy
7/22/2014, 6:30:00 PM
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20: F****** in Mr. Smiley
7/30/2014, 3:30:00 AM
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21: The Devil's D***
8/1/2014, 4:00:00 AM
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22: Five Different Names for Man Part
8/12/2014, 3:45:00 PM
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23: Spaghetti Straps in Her Boyfriend's Bedroom
8/20/2014, 12:00:00 AM
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24: Four Dates and a Funeral
8/26/2014, 5:00:00 PM
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25: Creeper's Anonymous
9/2/2014, 6:45:00 AM
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26: Aloha
9/9/2014, 5:45:00 PM
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27: Deficient in Vitamin U
9/16/2014, 6:00:00 PM
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28: The Dr. Laura and Lionel Hour
9/23/2014, 8:00:00 PM
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29: The Funeral Pearl
10/1/2014, 4:15:00 PM
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30: Diabetes Depression
10/7/2014, 10:00:00 PM
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31: Jesus and a Goat
10/14/2014, 6:00:00 PM
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32: Geriatric Voyeurism
10/21/2014, 7:00:00 PM
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33: Admiral Doorman
10/29/2014, 4:00:00 AM
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34: Shockhammer: Part II
11/4/2014, 5:30:00 PM
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35: Bang Bus for Hire
11/11/2014, 8:00:00 PM
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36: Squirt
11/18/2014, 7:15:00 PM
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37: Mr. Edgasm
11/25/2014, 6:45:00 PM
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38: The Mile Low Club
12/3/2014, 10:00:00 AM
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39: Abusive Flatulence: The Poetic Novella
12/9/2014, 8:00:00 AM
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40: A Rocket in Your Box
12/16/2014, 9:00:00 AM
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41: Sparky's Christmas Limbs
12/23/2014, 7:15:00 PM
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42: This Year in Aloha: Our Favorite Things
12/30/2014, 6:45:00 PM
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43: The Bank Robber
1/6/2015, 6:45:00 PM
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44: Daddy's Little Hot Pocket
1/13/2015, 7:45:00 AM
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45: This Female Gives Me Butterflies
1/20/2015, 4:30:00 PM
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46: Somebody Needs an Ink Shrink
1/27/2015, 2:15:00 AM
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47: Don't Put a Pickle in a Hot Pocket
2/3/2015, 11:45:00 PM
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48: The Fucher
2/10/2015, 9:00:00 AM
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49: The Hunger of the Second Mouth
2/17/2015, 11:15:00 PM
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50: Hassids and Hipsters: A Love Story
2/24/2015, 5:00:00 AM
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51: My Boyfriend Wants to Be a Sex Offender
3/3/2015, 12:00:00 AM
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52: Pregnant at 61 (Our One Year Anniversary Special)
3/10/2015, 7:30:00 AM
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53: Uber: the New Meal on Wheels
3/17/2015, 7:00:00 PM
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54: Hug and Roll
3/24/2015, 4:00:00 AM
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55: Like an Abortion at the Dentist
3/31/2015, 5:00:00 AM
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56: The Brat and the Rat Ride the Urinicorn
4/7/2015, 6:00:00 AM
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57: Fabulous Fisting
4/13/2015, 6:30:00 AM
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58: Guiyé
4/21/2015, 6:15:00 PM
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59: The Doodie Fairy
4/27/2015, 5:45:00 PM
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60: That's About Right
5/5/2015, 6:00:00 AM
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61: Boobs, Floaters, and Other Toilet Goodies
5/12/2015, 7:00:00 PM
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62: Sex Karate
5/19/2015, 10:45:00 PM
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63: I Pity the Fool
5/26/2015, 9:30:00 PM
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64: Arby's Girl
6/2/2015, 8:30:00 PM
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65: Love and Patricide
6/9/2015, 8:30:00 AM
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66: Like If Donald Trump Was a Foot
6/15/2015, 7:15:00 AM
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67: Toenails and Tampons
6/23/2015, 10:15:00 PM
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68: Introduction to Bromantic Philosophy
6/30/2015, 6:00:00 AM
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69: You Say Pecan, I Say Pee Can
7/8/2015, 12:45:00 AM
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70: Bisexual Brain Vomit
7/14/2015, 4:45:00 PM
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71: Post-Coital Catatonia
7/22/2015, 12:00:00 AM
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72: Fat Condoleezza Rice
7/29/2015, 7:30:00 AM
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73: Breaking Brad: Part II
8/4/2015, 5:15:00 PM
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74: Hard Boiled Times
8/10/2015, 5:00:00 AM
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75: #Brohole
8/18/2015, 7:00:00 AM
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76: Schindler's Rape Mystery
8/25/2015, 8:45:00 AM
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77: Artisanal Water Bitches
9/1/2015, 9:45:00 AM
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78: When You Stop Being Human and Start Being a Hole
9/8/2015, 8:30:00 AM
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79: Crazy Ex-travaganza
9/14/2015, 4:00:00 PM
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80: Sensual Pasta
9/23/2015, 12:30:00 AM
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81: Syphilis on Wall Street
9/29/2015, 6:00:00 AM
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82: Sock It to Someone Else
10/7/2015, 2:15:00 AM
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83: The Pussy Chute
10/13/2015, 6:30:00 AM
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84: Come on In! The Water's...Full of Cum
10/20/2015, 4:15:00 PM
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85: The Grandfather, the Early Bird, and the Horny Ghost
10/27/2015, 8:15:00 PM
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86: The Hunchback of Pound Town
11/2/2015, 1:00:00 AM
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87: Cuddle-Appropriate Breakfast Food
11/10/2015, 9:45:00 AM
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88: Formophobia
11/15/2015, 7:00:00 AM
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89: Next Gen Boy: The New Beginnings
11/24/2015, 5:00:00 PM
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90: Peanut Butter D-Cups
12/1/2015, 6:45:00 PM
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91: Back to the Attic
12/8/2015, 6:30:00 PM
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92: Awkward Night Live with Brett and Lucas
12/15/2015, 6:15:00 PM
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93: Date Crepe
12/22/2015, 7:45:00 PM
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94: Look Who's Back! (It's Hitler)
12/30/2015, 12:30:00 AM
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95: Ass Candy
1/5/2016, 8:30:00 AM
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96: The First Rule of Fart Club
1/12/2016, 8:15:00 AM
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97: The Maid of Awkward
1/19/2016, 6:00:00 PM
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98: Pepto Bismalt
1/27/2016, 12:15:00 AM
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99: Texting the Void
2/3/2016, 6:00:00 PM
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100: The Big 100 (AKA Don't Eat My Boyfriends!)
2/10/2016, 8:30:00 AM
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101: Hoverboard Blowies for Brain Damaged Spouses
2/16/2016, 9:00:00 AM
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102: Go Blow Yourself Off a Cliff
2/23/2016, 6:45:00 AM
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103: Always Be Dripping
3/1/2016, 7:30:00 AM
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104: The Anatomy of Apples and Oranges
3/8/2016, 8:30:00 AM
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105: You Say Yes, Sir!
3/15/2016, 3:15:00 PM
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106: Striking Oil
3/22/2016, 5:15:00 PM
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107: Death by Sadness
3/28/2016, 5:45:00 AM
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108: She Squirts First
4/5/2016, 7:00:00 PM
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109: A Taint to Call Home
4/13/2016, 11:00:00 PM
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110: My Father the Retarded Narwhal
4/19/2016, 5:45:00 PM
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111: Pink Cheeks and Anal Bleach
4/26/2016, 4:15:00 PM
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112: Douche to the Max!
5/3/2016, 10:30:00 PM
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113: Wet Goddess
5/11/2016, 12:30:00 AM
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114: Filtered Farts
5/18/2016, 2:15:00 AM
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115: Cherries: You Can't Pop Just One (the Same Way)
5/25/2016, 3:00:00 AM
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116: Boy Club
6/1/2016, 5:15:00 AM
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117: The People Walker
6/7/2016, 6:45:00 AM
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118: Fursonas
6/14/2016, 6:15:00 AM
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119: The Girlfriend Experience
6/21/2016, 6:30:00 AM
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120: Drag for Pets
6/23/2016, 5:00:00 AM
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121: The Brat and the Rat Discuss Movies
7/6/2016, 10:45:00 PM
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122: Taxes for 'Tutes
7/13/2016, 8:00:00 AM
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123: Big Black Cake
7/19/2016, 9:15:00 AM
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124: #Goddamn #Suits
7/27/2016, 11:00:00 PM
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125: All Hands on Dick
8/2/2016, 6:15:00 AM
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126: Erica's Sass
8/9/2016, 6:00:00 AM
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127: She's All Thumb
8/14/2016, 5:45:00 AM
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128: HIV Robot
8/23/2016, 8:15:00 AM
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129: Head Trauma Ethics
8/30/2016, 6:00:00 AM
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130: Santa School
9/9/2016, 8:45:00 AM
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131: Fashion Santa
9/13/2016, 5:45:00 AM
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132: Truth or Dare
9/23/2016, 4:00:00 AM
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133: Spitroasting the Pooch
9/27/2016, 7:15:00 AM
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134: Mexican-Flavored Diabetes, Bro
10/4/2016, 6:00:00 AM
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135: Daddy Issues
10/10/2016, 11:15:00 AM
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136: This or That: To Eat or Poop a Pinecone
10/17/2016, 12:00:00 AM
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137: Uh Oh Spaghetti-O, Motha F$%&@!
10/26/2016, 5:45:00 PM
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138: The Pegging Continuum
10/31/2016, 2:30:00 AM
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139: Klegman's Ransom
11/29/2016, 9:00:00 AM
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140: Caucasian Discrimination
11/30/2016, 9:45:00 PM
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141: The Pubic Dolphin Emerges
12/5/2016, 3:45:00 AM
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142: Love Farts (with Cards Against Humanity)
12/12/2016, 5:30:00 PM
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143: Klegmania and the Fuchur
12/9/2016, 8:45:00 PM
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144: Welcome to the Fuchur
12/20/2016, 6:15:00 PM
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145: Protein Pants
12/27/2016, 8:30:00 AM
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146: Bernice the Rice Princess Rides the Struggle Bus
1/3/2017, 6:00:00 AM
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147: Droopy Dog's Fancy New Vagina
1/13/2017, 1:00:00 AM
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148: Recipes, Please!
1/17/2017, 7:45:00 AM
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149: #NotMyQuestion
1/24/2017, 11:30:00 PM
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150: Fondler's Amnesia
1/30/2017, 2:00:00 AM
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151: Twinkies in the Wind
2/8/2017, 2:00:00 AM
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152: Guccirrhea
2/13/2017, 10:00:00 AM
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153: Renette Tubwegger
2/20/2017, 7:00:00 AM
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154: Hangin' and Bangin' with Catwoman
2/27/2017, 1:45:00 AM
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155: Fat Allison's Pungent Bathroom Odors
3/6/2017, 4:00:00 AM
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156: Three Awkward Years: Part I
3/14/2017, 5:00:00 PM
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157: Three Awkward Years: Part II
3/22/2017, 5:00:00 AM
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158: The Unflushable Shituation
3/27/2017, 1:00:00 AM
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159: The Domino Effect: HPV Edition
4/5/2017, 8:00:00 AM
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160: The Red Pill
4/16/2017, 7:45:00 AM
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161: Chest Humping
4/16/2017, 10:00:00 PM
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162: Cumming Between Friends
4/24/2017, 10:45:00 PM
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165: Paleo Pete and the Mystery of the Poop Trance
5/15/2017, 5:00:00 AM
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166: Hacked
5/24/2017, 10:00:00 AM
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167: How Moist Is Your Mom?
5/29/2017, 5:00:00 PM
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168: Penis Elbow
6/5/2017, 11:15:00 PM
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169: Is This Real Life?
6/16/2017, 2:00:00 AM
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170: Hot Octopus
6/20/2017, 4:45:00 AM
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171: The Vagina People
6/30/2017, 4:45:00 AM
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172: A Penis That's a Hand Is Worth Five in the Bush
7/4/2017, 11:30:00 PM
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173: A Dead Man's Foreskin
7/22/2017, 3:30:00 PM
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174: Asexual Turd Twisters
7/27/2017, 3:00:00 PM
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175: The Anal Book of Mormon
7/30/2017, 8:30:00 PM
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176: Homeless Hotdogs and Titty Towels
8/7/2017, 12:45:00 AM
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177: The Butt Whisperer
8/17/2017, 11:00:00 PM
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178: Dowry of the Puss
8/21/2017, 7:00:00 AM
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179: Game of Threes: A Song of Missile and Motor Oil
8/31/2017, 12:00:00 AM
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180: Erica's Sexual Data Science: Munging Edition
9/6/2017, 9:00:00 PM
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181: Dip & Flip
9/10/2017, 6:00:00 PM
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182: The Awkward Robot Survival Guide
9/17/2017, 11:45:00 PM
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